Having been put off by discovering the pointlessness of my 'alternative controller' design, I thought that I'd do another pointless design. This one uses only a Wemos (or other controller with a fast SPI slave port) and old-school TTL/CMOS logic. This design would be good for up to about 6000+ WS2811-type pixels, and the only assumption that it makes is that 8266 SPI port is good for slave mode at 8 Mbps. One proviso, though, is that software might need to rearrange the output bytes - this design assumes that the data for the 8 output ports is in port-order first.