Matt_Edwards
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What!! You can't claim the pav as aussie.
You are right of course, most scholar attribute it to NZ. But Bro, NZ is just another state! so what the problem!
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What!! You can't claim the pav as aussie.
This is how I learned to speak KIWI recently... Beached As bro,eh!
Never puctured you burning a couch on the nature strip..lol
Two Ozzies, Ian and Craig are walking down a street in Queenstown. Ian happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per pair'
Ian says to his pal, ' Craig, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and wheeen we get buck toe Sidknee, we could make a fortune.
Now wan we go unto the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just lut me do all the talking cause ef they hear our accunt, they might not be nice to us.
I'll speak in my bust Keewwwe
'No worries, smiled Craig, I'll keep my mouth shut.'
They go in and Ian says, 'I'll take fefty suits it $10.00 each, 100 shirts it $4.00 each, and fefty pairs of trousers it $5.00 each. I'll bick up my truck and...'
The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from Australia, aren't you?'
'Well... yus,' says a surprised Ian. 'How the hull ded you know thit?'
The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners'.